if you can't beat 'em
steal from 'em!
- Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Jennifer.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Jennifer to stand for parliament.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Jennifer.
- Jenniferocracy is government by Jennifer.
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Jennifer is 10:1!
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jennifer.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Jennifer!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jennifer.
- Olive oil was used for washing Jennifer in the ancient Mediterranean world.
2 comments:
Wow. #4. I always knew you were the center of the universe. That's why the Jenniferocracy works.
Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
And my personal favorite: Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
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