Seriously, here it is:
Gemini:
You will fly into a blind, towering, destructive, psychotic, and ultimately murderous rage this week over the excessive use of adjectives in today's popular writing.
I've been grading midterm papers all day.
sometimes sweet. sometimes sour.
4 comments:
So. Totally. Awesome. That's my horoscope, too.
awesome, magnificent, marvelous, hilarious, and laugh-out-loud funny.
mine says all of that...then it says (instead of adjectives..) it says...over the amount of gross black leaves that keep falling on your lawn that you just raked, your gutters that you just cleaned out, and on your car that you just washed at a car wash...
it gets better--i'll keep ya posted.....
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